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snape100Challenge: Vampires
Rating: General
Pairing: Snape/Black
Word Count: 100
A/N: I don't think Rose and Hugo Weasley are twins in canon, but let's pretend they are here.
Sirius looked up from his paperwork when the door to his office slammed open.
He put down his quill and sat back as Severus marched up to his desk.
"Is something the matter, love? You look… upset."
Severus set his palms flat on the desk and leaned forward. "Rose Weasley brandished a cross at me in class today."
"Oh my."
"Oh indeed. And then her brother threw a garlic clove at my head."
"Goodness! Why would they even--"
"They believe I'm a vampire. Why do the Weasley twins believe I'm a vampire, Sirius?"
Sirius put on his most innocent-looking smile.
Rating: General
Pairing: Snape/Black
Word Count: 100
A/N: I don't think Rose and Hugo Weasley are twins in canon, but let's pretend they are here.
Sirius looked up from his paperwork when the door to his office slammed open.
He put down his quill and sat back as Severus marched up to his desk.
"Is something the matter, love? You look… upset."
Severus set his palms flat on the desk and leaned forward. "Rose Weasley brandished a cross at me in class today."
"Oh my."
"Oh indeed. And then her brother threw a garlic clove at my head."
"Goodness! Why would they even--"
"They believe I'm a vampire. Why do the Weasley twins believe I'm a vampire, Sirius?"
Sirius put on his most innocent-looking smile.